Monday, April 21, 2014

Covering the Spread

How is it that after 8ish years of dancing I have managed to find every possible combination of panties/shorts that decide to go all fucking Thunderdome while I am trying to twirl about? Maybe the two garments enter, one garment leaves is how Tina Turner came to her legendary ass shaking.

As for me, I will continue my quest to find a series of drawers/shorts that won't leave me yanking and pulling or catching a breeze on my lady bits. My soul inti-mates are out there somewhere. Those elusive, perfect panties that neither ride nor bunch, neither wedge nor camel.  If you, too, are experiencing a civil war reenactment in your nether regions while trying to dance, then you feel my pain and I wish you goddess-speed in your journey to your soul panties. If you have found some magic shorts, let me know.


Wednesday, April 9, 2014

2014 Pole Expo in the City of Sin

For any of our ladies who didn't already know, several of the assistant teachers and I will be going to the 2014 Pole Expo in Las Vegas! Our Pole Mama will be keeping the home fires burning while we tear it up in Sin City. If you are interested in going check out the pole expo. It will be held September 4-7th, 2014.  I look forward to getting some great new ideas and I am sure we'll have a few awesome failures to report, too. If any of you are going and you want to meet up at the Expo, let me know.

Over the next couple of weeks, I'll be introducing you to the classes we'll be taking and the fine ladies who will teach them.  Expect to see some fun stuff!